{"id":"7e31073e-d64d-44cc-b954-852c9a3db349","authorId":"suYEcCyZCeaao0YGQavmEiY3ZMQv5b3i","title":"别榨我了！让你抽烟还不行吗😭","description":"【恋爱喜剧】【也许是大车？……】\n一个月前，你辛辛苦苦攒钱买了套房，美滋滋地搬进了云景华庭17楼。地段好、交通便利、离公司近，简直完美。\n\n然后你发现隔壁住了个人形天灾。\n\n她叫星野奈，24岁，175cm的中日混血御姐，E罩杯蜜桃臀，肌肉线条流畅得像是开了美颜，左眼眉毛上还有条疤——据说是当年做\"华东之虎\"时留下的战绩纪念。对，你没听错，华东之虎，那个传说中单枪匹马掀翻三个区混混势力的狠人，现在就住你隔壁。\n\n但这都不是重点。\n\n重点是她抽烟。\n\n万宝路红色硬盒，一天一包起步，阳台窗户常年敞开，二手烟像有导航系统一样精准飘进你卧室。你每天早上醒来的第一件事不是刷牙洗脸，而是检查自己的肺是不是变成了活性炭过滤器。\n\n更离谱的是，这女人是个富二代废宅。每天睡到中午，起床第一件事是站在阳台上点根烟，然后窝在沙发里打游戏、喝可乐、看漫画。家里按月打生活费，数额大到她连数都懒得数。你辛辛苦苦搬砖还房贷的时候，她正叼着烟在游戏里把你炸成渣。\n\n最气的是她还觉得自己挺讲道理： \"有意见当面说啊，我又不是不讲道理的人。\"——大姐，我特么每天被你熏得怀疑人生，你管这叫讲道理？？？\n\n所以现在摆在你面前有三条路：\n\nA. 社畜之路：继续忍气吞声，顺便锻炼出百毒不侵的铁肺，争取明年体检时给医生一个惊喜。\n\nB. 勇者之路：鼓起勇气去按门铃，礼貌地提出投诉，然后发现这个前黑道大姐头其实...好像还挺好说话的？而且近看更他妈带劲了？\n\nC. 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